we ♥ angela martin

e.m. & i have been discussing our love of angela martin, from the office, played by the lovely angela kinsey. (and can i just say that i *love* how they both have a wikipedia page. yes. yes i can.)

here are some of my favorite angela lines from the show:

"The Office: Women's Appreciation (#3.21)" (2007)
Angela: Sometimes the clothes at the Gap Kids are just too flashy so I'm forced to go to American Girl and order clothes for large Colonial dolls.

"The Office: Product Recall (#3.20)" (2007)
(gotta have one with Kelly Kapoor!) Kelly Kapoor: [singing to the tune of "Hollaback Girl" and clapping] This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! This day is bananas! B-A-N-A...
Angela Martin: [cut to Angela taking some aspirin] I don't have a headache. I'm just preparing.

"The Office: A Benihana Christmas (#3.10)" (2006)
Angela: [Dunder Mifflin party planning committee meets in conference room to discuss holiday party festivities for the office] Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch.
Phyllis Lapin: I thought you said that green was whorish.
Angela: No, orange is whorish.
[Camera pulls back to show Phyllis wearing an orange blouse]
Karen Filippelli: Uh, so I had a couple ideas to make the Stamford branch feel more at home. Each year we have a Christmas raffle.
Angela: It would never work here.
Karen Filippelli: OK. Um, another idea is karaoke.
Angela: No.
Karen Filippelli: A Christmas drinking game?
Meredith: Yes!
Angela: God help you.
Karen Filippelli: What?
Angela: These are all terrible ideas and none of them are on the theme of "A Nutcracker Christmas". I think you should leave.
Karen Filippelli: [Laughs nervously, unsure what to do] You are kidding.
Angela: You tried this out and it's clearly not for you. You need to leave. Now.
[Karen looks to Pam for help, but Pam awkardly looks down at some papers leaving Karen to fend for herself. Angela rises and shows Karen to the door. Karen leaves the meeting]

(one of e.m.'s favorites too) Angela: I don't go into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.

"The Office: Michael's Birthday (#2.19)" (2006)
Dwight Schrute: [talking quietly to Angela with Ryan nearby, trying badly to hide their affair] What about that meeting later to... discuss finances?
Angela: Yes... but don't expect any cookie.
Dwight Schrute: [slowly] But what if I'm hungry?
Angela: No cookie!
Ryan Howard: [knowing what they were really talking about, stares into the camera at a total loss for words]


thank youuu imdb :P


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